Thomas Hobbes was once an innocent soul. However, from a young age he possessed an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. After learning all there was to learn on God’s green Earth he ventured out into darker territories in which man was not meant to tread.

Since his return from the netherworld he has unfortunately come to endure regular bouts of madness. Shunned by polite society, he copes with his insanity by compiling these divine revelations into top quality posts and assorted memes. He also likes Genesis.

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